Time machines need to be teleportation machines also because otherwise you’ll end up in the middle of space while the earth has orbited somewhere else entirely.
hes talking about me after he fucking rips me in half with his dick
why did I sign up for this website to be my main source of entertainment. like, I could have done that with fuckin’ vine or some shit and actually have a chance at profiting off of it, but instead I’m stuck with posts talking about how they want David DeLuise playing Jerry Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place to rip them in half with his dick. I hate my life
are you telling me you dont want Jerry Russo to fuck your brains out so hard his dick comes out your forehead
Did anyone else’s undiagnosed depression when they were young manifest in terrible dental hygiene that haunts you to this day or was that just a me thing
I am shocked and relieved by how relatable this is
